Wikileaks exposes Mossad

Posted on ‍‍December 7, 2010 - 30 Kislev 5771 by Editor

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Exclusive to the editor here at JewTribe, a recently unlocked document buried deep in the 250,000 cable releases was a transcript of an email from the head of Mossad ,Tamir Pardo, to a hither to unknown secret research group at  The National Institute of Oceanography (NIO), located in Haifa.

The NIO conducts a multi-faceted research program in oceanography and marine biotechnology and provides information and advice to government agencies with regard to the utilization of Israel’s marine and coastal resource.

In looking at new ways to secure territorial waters off the coast of Gaza and provide new methods of deterrents to would be “peace flotillas”. Pardo asked the institute if it was possible to use existing marine life to help the IDF and Navy avoid using Navy personal in future engagements and to ensure that any survivors of such would effectively be stopped from providing evidence to subsequent investigations.

The unique group at NIO came back with a number of scenarios including having whales ram boats, dolphins using their sonar to confuse the on-board radar and giant squid squirting their ink like liquids into the eyes of IHH peace protesters.

Pardo was still concerned that scared peaceniks would jump overboard and force the Israeli Navy to rescue them from harm. Dr. Bruria Funkenstein a marine biologist at the Institute allayed Prado’s concerns intimating that the group had already been trialling a secret marine bio weapon that would ensure protesters would not see the light of day.

To the editors at JewTribe this seemed a highly contentious development, let alone one for the “would you believe” annals of Ridgley’s Believe it or not archives. Yet truth can be stranger than fiction.

Recent attacks by sharks on European tourists to Egypt off the beaches of Sharm el Sheik, according to Egypt’s national television news are due to Israel and its Mossad intelligence agency. Al Ahram online Egypt’s largest and oldest newspaper reported in its Tuesday edition that the governor of South Sinai is saying that this is an Israeli conspiracy

“Captain Mustafa Ismael” said that the sharks involved in the attack are ocean sharks and do not live in Egypt’s waters. Captain Ismael said that Israel planted a GPS in sharks and has them attack only in Egypt and not in Eilat.

General Abdel Fadeel Shosha, the governor of South Sinai, backed Ismael. In a phone call to the TV program, he said that it is possible that Israeli intelligence, Mossad, is behind the incident and that they are doing it to undermine the Egyptian tourism industry.

Mahmoud Hanafy ,a Sharm El Sheikh marine biologist at the Suez Canal University(no doubt a double agent for mossad), slammed the theory . He said it is “sad” that Egyptian national TV helped perpetuate the theory that the shark, which injured four tourists and killed one this week, was controlled by Israel. He said the Oceanic White Tip shark, blamed for the attacks, does indeed exist in Egypt’s waters.

There is no doubt now that Funkenstein and the NIO are well ahead in testing their new marine bio weapons, as evidenced by this recent report. Tourists in the Eilat area have been warned not to approach seemingly friendly dolphins in shallow waters.

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